Robertson predicts storms

Boy, oh, boy...this is like the gypsy fortune teller at the Ren Fest or reading the horoscope page in the newspaper for guidance on the day.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

REALLY? OH NO...some storms will hit the coasts of America. Thunderstorms? Is this natural or is it some attack from another country?

Seriously, Pat, don't go too far out on the limb. Storms will hit the coasts. Thanks for the prediction. Pat, by the way, did God tell you if there was going to be a tornado in the Midwest this summer?

A tsunami in the Pacific Northwest, huh. I admit this one is a little bit more on the limb. But there is a reason that the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has a West Coast & Alaska Tsunami Warning Center.

In other news today I found out that for me it will be a 'distant' day:

Oh dear, a negative aspect from the moon in Aquarius is likely to put you in a rather distant mood today. And because it will move into your third (communication) house you should avoid intense chats and heart to hearts today; you just won’t be up to them.

Pat, thanks for playing "predictor". I hardly believe that God would give predictions on the depth level of a gypsy tarot card reader.