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Friday, March 31, 2006

How to tell if a movie will be bad

--posted by Tony Garcia on 3/31/2006

I got these from the Glenn Beck Program and I agree with them. I challenge anyone to find a movie that proves tip #1 wrong!

1) If Earl Dittman is a quoted reviewer in the ads or on the movie packaging.
2) If there were no preview screenings for the movie.
3) If there are delays in the movie's release...Warning!
4) If Morgan Freeman is doing the narration then it is a good movie.
5) The time of the year of release can be an indicator. Between Memorial Day and Labor Day the closer a summer movie is to July 4th the better it could be. The closer it gets to Labor Day the worse it could be. Between Labor Day and Thanksgiving...BAD. Between Thanksgiving and Christmas could be good. Between Christmas and Memorial Day...horrid.
6) No stars in the movie combined with any of the above criteria means you should avoid the film at all costs.


Blogger Marty said...

I don't know, "Sant Clause Conquers the Martians" meets all you so called criteria for "bad" yet it's awesome...

April 02, 2006  

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