Illegal to rent to illegals?

As our general rule goes... If the ACLU is for something, we're against it. If the ACLU is against something, we're for it... and in this case, we're really for it.

To Quote the Associated Press:

Two civil rights groups filed a lawsuit Tuesday challenging a suburb's new law that outlaws renting to undocumented illegal immigrants, alleging the ordinance violates federal law and forces landlords to act as immigration officers.
The Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund and the American Civil Liberties Union filed the suit on behalf of residents and landlords in Farmers Branch, Texas.
Plaintiffs include two landlords as well as Latino legal permanent residents and U.S. citizen children who fear the ordinance will force them to separate from relatives or leave their homes, the suit said.
The law, along with a measure that made English the official language of the city, was passed in November and is scheduled to go into effect Jan. 12.

Well, these organizations always seam to be confused with the word undocumented "Illegal" so let me help them out:

According to Dictionary.com:

undocumented il•le•gal [i-lee-guhl]
–adjective
1. forbidden by law or statute.
2. contrary to or forbidden by official rules, regulations, etc.: The referee ruled that it was an illegal forward pass.
–noun
3. Informal: undocumented illegal alien
1. a foreigner who has entered or resides in a country unlawfully or without the country's authorization.

Okay. So, the definition of undocumented "Illegal" is something forbidden by law or statute (like my summer driving). That’s pretty easy. So, to use this cool new word we've all learned together, things that are undocumented "illegal" are forbidden.

Then it goes on to define for us undocumented "Illegal Alien" (which is interchangeable with undocumented "Illegal Immigrant," you can look it up if you don't believe me) as a foreigner who enters the country unlawfully or without our (the United States of America's) authorization.

This is fun. In general, Undocumented Illegal Immigrants are not cool. You still with me, ACLU?

Now, thanks to them being undocumented "Illegal" we can do things like tell employers that they can not be hired and deny them things like 'government assistance' for housing. This is where it really gets fun.

HOW THE JUNK ARE YOU GOING TO LEGALLY PAY FOR YOUR APARTMENT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LEGAL FRACK'IN JOB!?

Seriously! Can anyone at the ACLU answer this one for me? And donations from the Anti-Christian Liberties Union whops... American Communist Liberties Union was that in my outside voice? Ah Hem! Handouts from the American Civial Liberties Union don't count.

So, IF for some reason, an undocumented illegal immigrant could pay for their nice little apartment in Dallas, one of the things you need to show when getting an apartment is a form of ID, and there’s this whole renters credit thing that you get for renting instead of owning, and if you're not supposed-to be here anyway, well, that just fracks that whole thing up. Its a total paperwork mess, not to mention the people trying to get an apartment or whatever are here undocumentedly ILLEGALY! They should be shipped back home, politely asked to remove the Mexican Flag from the back window of their Ford F-150, and to apply for citizenship, in which case, Tony and I will welcome them with open arms, so that they may be assimilated into our culture.

But until that day... Until they have paperwork saying they are here legally, they are not entitled to a place to work, a place to live, or a pot to pee in. They are entitled to Jack.